FIIIIINE

I caved. I made a blog. ONLY because so many things have happened that i need to put in writing and Twitter is very small. And cause I keep it crackin like chapped lips.

So, here are my thoughts.

1. TWD

Dear Stupid ADPi girl who insisted on texting to someone something that was SO important that it HAD to be sent while driving to school,

Thank YOU for driving at 5 miles per hour in front of me 1/4 of the way in the turn lane and 3/4 of the way in MY lane while glancing up infrequently at the ROAD that you were supposed to be driving on....paying more attention to not misspelling 'yeah! let's go downtown' than you were to the NOT CRASHING YOUR CAR OR MINE. Also, a big thanks for stopping at that GREEN LIGHT because we surely weren't running late behind you on that road. It was an excellent reflection on that sorority that you were proudly displaying on your back windshield who i'm reasonably sure has recently been in the paper for misconduct on the way to your formal last year.

You made my morning, sugar


2. You're so Fly

Dear guy outside of my FINA class this morning,

Thank you for answering your phone in class during your teacher's lecture. While wildly rude because your PhD'd professor probably had some valuable things to tell you [he WAS the Dean of Terry after all], you did provide me with an awkward giggle during the lecture that I chose to stay for. Why? Because i saw you look down halfway through your conversation and noice that your fly was open, turn red, face the wall, and zip yourself up.

You gave me reason to like my button-fly pants


3. TIMBERRRRR

Dear guy innocently walking up the hill to his class on North Campus

Thank you for walking underneath that mechanical arm that was momentarily raised by the car with a parking pass. Thank you for then being slightly squashed by that arm and trying to turn it into a kind-of squat that you tried to play off. Thank you to the girl that you were walking with for cracking up, because i think the two of us were the only people that saw it. My only regret is that you yourself did not crack up. Embarrassing moments are hilarious to all involved. You didnt know that???? You'll need to hang out with my friends more often.

That.was.hilarious.

4. gud nuwz

Dear my readers that dont exist yet,

This one isnt going to be as funny as the last ones, sorry. Anyways, I'm going to tell you a bit about myself. I'm Keri and I'm funny, and so are my friends. You should read their blogs too. Ashley and jolene and sean and kathryn are my friends who blog. I'll tell you a bit about them too, but they are the only people who are going to read my blog, so this is mostly for them.

Ashley: mouseinmyhouse.blogspot.com

Ashley was the one who got us all blogging [except jolene who accidentally started one] shes the walking wiki, and she just got accepted to this cool thing that i wont tell you about to protect her privacy or something. she makes her blog for class, so dont curse or be inappropriate.

Jolene: i dont know her address-you can find the link on ashe's blog

Jolene is my roommate and she has heelys and as stated before she had a blog before any of us by accident. and we have a child together. hes a tiger, and you can find him on ashley's blog too

Sean: something about hugz-there's a link on ashe's blog to this too

Sean is silly and he writes a lot about music and draws weird pictures. he also devotes etire blogs to how mean his 'friends' are. what kind of friend is he?

Kathryn: no clue

kathryn likes rocks.