This is the life of a Go-Getta

proof that "consulting" is not that different from blogging

2008-10-21T15:04:00.000-07:00

i was required to write this for work today:

Bon Jovi fans, “avid tiedyers”, and at least one “iPhoneophile” form the team now known as “Big Bro 101.” After numerous setbacks, this unlikely team has finally made on site in Birmingham, Alabama. With an impeccable driving record, numerous quotable phrases and just one PDA, Phil Lea, Keri Hochgertle and Chris Bierbower have defeated all odds and made it to the “Pittsburg of the South.”
Thus far, Birmingham has been a learning experience for all. As he is older and wiser, Phil has enlightened us about bow-fishing, 80’s music, and defensive driving. Chris reflected, “I keep hearing all this music that I listened to when I was younger, but didn’t like till I was staffed with you.” Chris has talked all of us into the entire line of Apple products, though Keri isn’t quite convinced that she is popular enough for an iPhone yet. Chris has also been in charge of navigating the bustling metropolis that is Birmingham, Alabama. Though she is still new to the whole MPR thing, Keri has enlightened the team on a number of topics including tiedye techniques, flea markets of Alabama, who is most likely to be attacked by a bear, and the best ways to tell if an animal has a home.
Next week, Brian Portewig will be joining the team in Alabama. The team will be visiting Starz, a classy karaoke joint right off Highway 31. All anxiously await an encore performance of a Snoop Dogg song. Additionally, Phil has promised that Journey will be on the list, and it’s possible that Chris will do a rendition of “Barbie Girl.” A standing bet will determine whether he sings the male or female lead.

le sigh

the real world:midtown

2008-09-04T19:10:00.000-07:00

first off, i am quite thankful that MTV has not in fact decided to tape that show that i love/hate so dearly in the town i now call home

second off, yes. i moved. i am no longer an inhabitant of athens and i no longer breed squid. i have moved to the city of atlanta right at the corner of and i quote: "gay and gay". additionally, i got a job as a "consultant". i know, how ambiguous, right? it's cool. you can further specify it with my title within the "consulting" firm: associate. WHAT IS THAT??? i'm still figuring all of that out, dont worry, i'll update you as i learn. for now, whats important is that my readership has likely tripled as at least 4 of my fellow "consultants" now read this blog.

on to more important things. i miss mason and kitti. there is a nice kitti that lives behind me that is kind of stray/kind of belongs to my neighborlady. not sure the relationship there, but hes called gimpkitti. anyway, we play sometimes, but he's entirely too fat to come inside my house, so it's kind of an open relationship. not because he is fat. it's an open relationship cause he's not really mine. we just play sometimes.

i was thinking about getting another kitti of my own. i think that might solve my problems, but apparently "consultants" travel, and its hard to have a pet since i have no roommates. which furthers my problem. the reason i need a pet is that when im alone in my house i tend to talk to myself. when one has a pet, it is slightly justified because there is another being in the esablishment. my fake tulip does not count.

so then i thought about getting a fish. this would be great, but the only fish i have ever owned acually belonged to my mother and she named him after the teacher that my brothers and i had for directed study. useless course, but fun. mr. barry [the fish, not the man] was also useless, but he was pretty and my brothers and i thought that it was weird to have our teacher on my mom's desk in her office, so we called him 'fish'. who were we to judge? we once had a gerbil named david.

regardless, i think i need a fish so people dont think im crazy. plus, it might remind me of my squiddies. i miss them too. not the shrimp though.

oops

2008-06-09T18:21:00.000-07:00

also, in case anyone DOES read this, it wasnt yuengling that died in April. that was dr. quinn medicine woman.

sorry for any confusion that this may have caused

aha! back...

2008-06-09T18:10:00.000-07:00

Soooo fer the summer i am breeding the squiddies still, and also washing the dishes in the lab and also working retail. busy you ask? kinda. but when i'm bored, i'm REAL bored.

The squid are doing alright I guess. Yuengling recently passed on, thus leaving me with none of the original crew. In her memory, I would like to name the rest of the squid names of beer. i already have a PBR, Red Stripe and Hoegarten. Please submit additional options via comment. Please note, I will have approximately zero Bud products and/or light beers [this includes imports]

The dish stuff is kind of funzies i suppose. I also get to do real scientist stuff like watch Dr. Stabb dissect Yuengling and remove her light organ and I make media with acid and bases and all. Makes me feel like if i had passed chemistry with a few more flying colors i might have made it in pharmacy after all. alas, i got a real job anyway.

old navy is just about the same as it was last summer except sean is a little crankier sometimes. that ok though, cause i think maybe i am too. we have perhaps the most irritating soundtrack there EVER. EVER. congrats universe. you win.

i move to my SWEET apt in july. sorry to be so excited about it, but it really is sweet. and i spent today deciding where i want to travel in the fall. i'm hoping to end up on the project in virginia or perhaps a new on in New Jersey. regardless, i think i want to be on the road at first. flying is kind of intimidating, and i want to get used to it, esp with mike in new york.

additionally, this week the most precious puppy stayed with me. his name is lyle and he belongs to ashley's roommate katie. he was perfect and very small and made me miss kitti very much. in case i didnt already mention this to my faithful blog readers, i lost kitti to kittiHIV. it was pretty awful and i dont think that i will be ready for another pet for awhile, but when i am, i may steal baby lyle :)

alright, enough, no one reads this mess anyway

fer funziez

2008-05-02T13:22:00.000-07:00

happy last week of school! the squid arent being all that interesting lately, so there is very little to note. does anyone need a turtle?

also, tripziez! hoorah

blah

2008-04-16T17:58:00.000-07:00

Yuengling died this week. so did half of the shrimp. the squid room smells like when you're 8 and you leave the "pretty shells" that you found on the beach in a baggie in the hot car on the 10 hr drive back from the beach. then you find the bag 2 weeks later and open it. uck.

also, I'm 99% finished with the magnum opus of my college career [senior thesis]. it's pretty awful, and I'm waaaaay tired of reading it.

ready to graduate? kinda

sneezes

2008-04-11T15:32:00.000-07:00

dear spring,

i do not like pollen.

love, keri

dear 95.5 the beat,

why do you bother playing that weezy song? only like 3 of the words in it are actually legal to be said on air. a song full of bleeps and irrelevant noises is not entertaining. just play the beats if you like it so much.

love, keri

ps. johnny d. kind of sux on the tables

motivation

2008-04-06T14:57:00.000-07:00

dear school,

we had a good run, but i feel like i have to be honest with you. you see, i've been having a lot of trouble putting all that i have into our relationship in theses past weeks. i've met someone else.

i know, i know. how can i throw our 17 years together down the drain?! it's just that the real world and i have gotten really close. and i know that we've had our ups and downs, and i've learned so much from you. i'll miss you for awhile. probably more down the road.

the real world has just offered me so much. it's not you. it's not even me. it's just time for us to part ways. i'll still keep what ive learned from you with me always. i'll even stick around for about another month so it's not so abrubt. but it's not going to be like old times. i probably wont come to class as much, and i may turn things in a little bit late. dont let it hurt your feelings, baby. you'll find someone new.

love and kisses

keri

&*$%in' cold

2008-04-04T09:16:00.000-07:00

dear weather.com,

where is the 80 degree weather your promised me today? it's EFFING 50 DEGREES.

love,
keri

oh boy!

2008-03-21T10:53:00.001-07:00

today, i got a real job [not that squid janitor is a figament of my wildest imagination, though it may seem that way] but today i got a career.

also, kitti is grunting as he eats

emotions

2008-03-20T16:10:00.001-07:00

you know, its really freakin hard to mourn the death of one, Bill Clinton when we got 2 new male squid in today.

in other news, my kitti is adapting nicely. he's a bit hateful. his 3 noises are: hissing at mason, purring, and sleeping. hes never awake and quiet. he also rarely sleeps when i do. the up side is that he let me cut his nails, so i have a lot fewer injuries. currently, he is sitting on my lap. purring, naturally.

um?

2008-03-16T14:29:00.001-07:00

a week ago Bill Clinton laid eggs.

too fishy

2008-03-06T14:26:00.000-08:00

sorry if i blog about the squid too much. its just that they seem to be the only interesting thing in my life right now...

i'm going to little Yazoo in 2 days. cant. freakin. wait.

tragic

2008-03-03T14:26:00.000-08:00

Chuck Norris died over the weekend. Princess Zelda is now called "Black Widow" and has "DO NOT MATE" written on her tank. what a badass.

mercy! got her horns hung in a hammock.

2008-03-01T17:53:00.000-08:00

so. 3 of the new squid died last week. and two are still too young to identify their gender. so the only new name is "chuck norris".

ironically, we mated him with princess zelda a few days ago. she beat the hell out of him. he's mortally wounded. missing tentacles and stuff.

also, did i tell you that i got a kitti????!!!

hes the best kitten in the entire world. his name is chip. it used to be lucy. i think you get the drift.

just when i thought i had it all together

2008-02-20T13:03:00.000-08:00

i finally named the 5th squid (princess zelda)

and we got 6 more in today. le sigh.

suggestions are appreciated

ze squid

2008-02-18T15:55:00.000-08:00

ok, so about this new job of mine.

joey, my dear friend of many years, is quite smart. in fact, much more so than i. for this reason, Kaplan hired him to teach MCAT classes for $20/hr. that's ballin.

but joey already had a job. and he needed to name a replacement. and that lucky replacement? CORRECT! me. so, i am the official squid breeder of the "Stabb Lab" [thats right. my boss is dr. stabb. the squidologist.]

so, i am solely [with about 6 other people, all with much more important titles than mine--one girl is called the squidmaster--and they do way more important things than i do] responsible for the lives of 6...nay, 5 [we recently lost jezebel] adult squid and around 8 clutches of squid eggs. you can imagine how high-stress this environment is, what with all of these lives hanging in the balance....

i have named all but one of them so far. i refuse to let ashley name any more of them, cause the last one she named died. anyway, here they are, with some interesting facts about each.

161: Bill Clinton. bad at hiding. has inked on me more than once. biggest one. male. ripped jezebel's head off while they were mating on valentine's day.
162: Dwight K. Schrute. alpha male. insatiable. jackhammer. also bad at hiding. inked on me today.
169: Yuengling. female. young. made it through the valentine's day mating with Dwight. hoping she'll lay soon.
165: Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. our heaviest egg-layer thus far. also inked on me today.
168: hiding from me. has yet to be named. suggestions welcome by all [except ashley]
164: the late Jezebel: quite the hussy. doesnt even bother to hide in the sand. bill clinton ripped her head off on vday.

more to come on the squid saga. today i spilled a bucket of de-ionized water on myself.

valen-TIME

2008-02-16T15:41:00.000-08:00

ok, ok i know mostly my posts are witty and utterly hilarious, but this one's a bit sappy.

i had a freakin awesome valentines day. and i want my faithful blog readers to know about it.

i had a pretty fantastic day, what with the class, and the squid [oh, i cant WAIT to tell you about my new job!] and my date with ashe [ice cream and sparkly tats-oh my!] but the night was fantastic.

so, in keeping with his constant air of "mysterious boyfriend", Mike wouldnt tell me what the plan was for valentine's day, just that he was cooking dinner for me. so, i arrived at his apartment with pie [i said that i would bring desert] and he had not only made me dinner, but set up a tent in their living room so that we could go camping. cause its too cold to go outside. and since we couldnt go outside, there were christmas light "stars". honestly. adorable. seriously. i usually hate valentines day.

things that i learned today

2008-02-13T19:10:00.000-08:00

and i didnt learn either in class:

1. how to post and item on the facebook

2. the orbit bus makes me want to punch a baby. if you have a baby, keep it far from me when i must ride an orbit bus.

kittiz

2008-02-09T14:43:00.000-08:00

so, i'm sure you all know [ashe] that emma gave kitti back to amy.

and i miss him.

terribly. i mean, i had really fallen in love with the hateful little thing. and i think that God himself is trying to tell me that i need another kitti.

why else would facebook [God's gift to stalkers everywhere] have invited me to a group entitled "KITTENS!" containing temptations like this:

http://uga.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=40820899&o=all&op=1&view=all&subj=8171595558&aid=-1&id=4904100&oid=8171595558

i just dont know. so, if you love me, youll talk me out of this kitti that God wants me to have.

new years resolution

2008-01-28T15:08:00.000-08:00

so, i know i havent blogged in awhile. sorry to all of my faithful readers [ahem, ashley]

my new years resolution is not, however, to blog more often. sorry [ashe]

it is not to get in shape, to be more organized, to manage my stress, or to eat better either.

it's to try not to accidentally almost kill my friends.

so. on new years eve, i innocently attended a small get-together at the boy's apartment. [the boys being sean, joey, matt and drew.]

we had a lovely time, and though i opted not to drink, it was tunz uv fun. anyways, at some point, joey had the brilliant idea that we go to waffle house for a snack. i opted to go, being as i was the only elligible driver. joey soon opted out of going, leaving some others of us to go, each thinking the others planned to eat, when really, none of us did. once we arrived, travis ate, but the other 4 of us only had water.

this is not the point, however. upon arriving at the apartment complex, sean g [whose car i was driving] asked me to pop his trunk for him. i obliged, but on the first go-around, i popped his hood instead. as i was on my way to close the hood, however, the cutest puppy in the history of puppies flew into my arms as if sent to me by God himself. so, being a puppy lover [read: female] i oohed and aahed and cuddled and baby talked to this puppy like i had lost my everloving mind. i then returned it to its rightful owner and returned to the party.

the next evening as i was watching the Sugar Bowl after show [around 1 am] i got a distressed phone call from sean g. seemingly, he had nearly died when his hood flew up as he was driving down hwy 316 toward Emory.

and that is why in 2008, i pledge not to accidentally almost kill my friends.

n00b.w00t.

2007-12-06T12:39:00.000-08:00

so, yesterday ony my way to school, i was driving along at a fairly reasonable speed all things considered [i had JUST woken up] when i realized that i was being quite closely by an individual on a scooter. seriously?! you're going to tail me on your scooter?! what happens if i brake-check you?? i'll tell you! you'll end up sitting on my tailgate wearing that ridiculous tophat that i keep in my trunk on top of your helmet nursing two broken legs and my broken window!!!!

and dont get me STARTED on the fact that you were able to keep up with me on that thing!!! i mean, i realize that my 87-year-old grandmother who can barely read her speedometer drives faster than me most days [the other night i noticed an officer pointing his radar gun at me, and when i looked down at my speedometer i was going 30 in a 35 but i mean it was in the right lane on Prince and it was late at night and there could have been a pedestrian in a crosswalk or something, i mean really] but clearly you havent been reading my blog religiously, because if you had, you would very well know that i was a witness to a near-tragic scooter-accident recently.

be careful on that thing

speaking of accidents, i really like it how on this radio station that i have recently become addicted to, they call a fender-bender a "two-car insurance seminar"

and, one more thing, joey [shorts4life@blogspot.com] is funny, i guess.

"i saw you and cristina walking and i just wanted to let you know to hang your towel out the left side. yeah, that's the Crip side"

wii did git a kitti

2007-12-04T14:07:00.000-08:00

so, as you may know, we got a kitti last week. his name is harvey P kitti and he's pretty durn cute. although emzies [my roommate who does not blog or like it that we call her that] firmly argues that he is full grown, i do believe that he is still a baby kitti. harvey is a very social kitti, and will howl like a bobcat if you leave him alone for long periods of time [read: more than 5 seconds] he is also surprisingly not afraid of the 60 pound baby tiger that also inhabits the loveshack [my house]

it's not that harvey and mason [aforementioned tiger] dont get along per se...it's just that so far they seem to really enjoy antagonizing each other. harvey likes to crawl up on our laps and monopolize our attention and/or eat mason's food. both of these make mason QUITE jealous and he cannot stand not to be the center of attention. he's also a big baby and totally terrified of kitti's claws. but he really likes to play, so he tries to get as close to kitti as possible and get his attention so that perhaps they can wrestle like he does with other dogs [we think he's confused kitti for a small dog]. no such luck. he usually just gets swiped at.

so far, the sage is quite fun to watch.

kittiez r kewt

2007-11-27T18:26:00.000-08:00

1. i forgot to mention in my blog about Captain D's that not only am i amazed that the niche market for fast-food-seafood exist, but that there actually exists competition!!!!! [technically i'd consider it an oligopoly-ish market, but thats really not the point here] the point is, Mike reminded me today about Long John Silver's!! i mean honestly. did one see the other in the market and conclude that not only was there profit to be made, but enough to justify entry?! i just dont get it. i'll need to consult a more learned economist and get back to you, oh faithful readers.

2. i know that both ashe and kathryn have covered the 'elf yourself' site in their respective blogs, but my dad sent me a really cute one of my cousin, his fiance and their GIANT puppy sadie. sadie is a mastiff rottweiler mix. HUGE. HUGE. cute though. and blogworthy if i DO say so myself.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9610060189

3. i'm writing a paper about point shaving in the NBA. fascinating. except i havent written a paper in over a year. that really blows my mind. this is only my third class in my college career that has assigned a paper. crazy, especially in a major with such a heavy emphasis on being published in economic journals. and also cause the other two classes were speach comm and CALCULUS LAB. Silly.

things i would like to know

2007-11-27T06:47:00.000-08:00

How does Captain D's stay open? Who actually trusts a $3.99 coconut shrimp platter from a drive-thru window? Lobster?! at a fast-food joint? seriously?! i must admit, i'm a bit of a seafood snob, preferring a fresh catch to, say, Red Lobster in landlocked Gwinnett, but i would not dare turn down crab legs unless i was reasonably sure that they were flavored rubber [see: Captain D's]. And I have quite enjoyed Red Lobster. I did not enjoy my last Captain D's experience. I remember the fateful day, despite the fact that it must have been at least 10 years ago. Let's just say, even my 11-year-old self had enough sense to order fishsticks and eat mostly just fries and hushpuppies. Alas, who IS their target customer?

this is the way i live

2007-11-25T14:04:00.000-08:00

i woke up this morning to the glorious sound of raindrops on my windowpane. no really. it was RAINING in ATHENS! which kind of made up for the girl in auburn alabama with the nerve to leave the water on while she dried her hands and went back into burger king. i turned it off, but really? stupid girl. also, didnt we beat auburn? oh yeah. we did.

also, is it sad that i was more upset to miss the kentucky-tennessee game than the ga-ga tech game? oh well.

i got to catch mizzou/kansas.

also, after spending a total of about 15 hours in the car in the past 4 days i can hardly WAIT to spend another 20+ in 3 days this weekend. dont get me wrong, i love to see the fam, but my brothers and i are not small people. we get a LITTLE cramped in the leg region.

oh, and i cant say that i recommend beowulf. but there is quite a bit of animated nudity. my mom and i were so cold in the theater that we cuddled under a banket the entire movie. it was cute in a weird kind of way.

wasters of water and education

2007-11-18T08:31:00.000-08:00

dear those of you who seem to think this is a joke,

to all those here at UGA who think its a good idea to increase your consumption of water due to rumors of the university closing, i have news for you. one, they arent going to close UGA. all that you will succeed in is wasting the water that some of us have been trying to save so that we DONT have to dip into other sources or increase prices.

keep in mind people, this isnt high school. no state law is keeping you here. your parents dont wake you up in the morning for school; and i can pretty much guarantee that with the wasteful attitude that you have, they are fully funding your education. if your opportunity cost of going to class is SO HIGH that you are willing to waste a natural resource based on a rumor of cancelled class, then just dont go to class. again, no one is making you. hell, why not just drop out and give the opportunity to attend a wonderful university to someone who will not only appreciate the education, but also the town of athens and all that it has to offer. too many people are turned down each year who would give anything to attend for you to be so selfish and lazy.

seriously.

more letters

2007-11-12T15:44:00.001-08:00

dear people who read my blog,

i know that all of you are people who know me, but on the off chance that i have a fan who does NOT know ashley, read her blog.

mouseinmyhouse.blogspot.com

it's way better than mine. :)

i DO love games

2007-11-12T08:36:00.000-08:00

yesterday i was so lucky as to play not one, but TWO rousing games of skip-bo. i highly recommend you purchase the game. everyone else tells you things to buy on their blogs, so thats what i think that you should get.

additionally, go dawgs.

45-20 over Auburn.

more letters to people i dont know

2007-11-09T18:41:00.000-08:00

dear girls who took a turn entirely too fast on a scooter,

one, thank you for wearing a helmet. i would have felt terrible laughing as hard as i did if you were bleeding. given that, sorry for staring and also for laughing. the fact is, you crashed on a SCOOTER. and it wasnt even cause someone hit you with a car. also, thanks for there being two of you. as if there should ever be two people on a scooter. seriously.

if youre bleeding internally, im sorry

dear guy/girl with the souped-up minivan,

thank YOU.

dear joey,

you were pretty sassy about MY blog. dont start blog wars if you cant back it up. jerk.

also, your legs are skinny.

today, jolene and i took our 2 year old on a walk. we took cristina, and may i say, mason was a perfect angel! he came when we called him, he sat on command--he was so good that we even let him run around in our front yard!!!!!!! he's really growing up. would you like me to pull out his baby book?

also, upon reading this, my writing style has hardly changed since i was 7 writing in my diary. dont believe me? i have it right here.

lights-out loveshack

2007-11-07T19:34:00.000-08:00

apparently, either a. my house is tired and ready for bed or b. i have successfully blown a fuse TWICE in the past 15 min. what this tells me is that our electrical system cannot in fact support the microwave when my space heater is on.

the good news is that i had a really terrific day. and the speaker tonight at YD was interesting and I went and saw Daniel Tosh tonight. really funny, but i'll be honest, if you're easily offended, you wont like him much.

additionally, i failed to mention that i was in fact the leader of the pack in blogging, but i forgot. back in high school, i had a xanga [no, it doesnt exist anymore so dont try and read it like jolene and i did with my diary the other day]. mostly i just used it for those silly web surveys [that i still do whenever i remember that i have a myspace which is sadly less frequently than i thought i would when i created it] and to write about things that were of no real interest to anyone [see: my current blog]

alright alright. also apparently my other friend [also named sean] has a blog. and apparently he uses the same layout. what does that tell me? other sean is gay. good night all.

ps. i love the gays. dont get offended.

FIIIIINE

2007-11-07T08:58:00.001-08:00

I caved. I made a blog. ONLY because so many things have happened that i need to put in writing and Twitter is very small. And cause I keep it crackin like chapped lips.

So, here are my thoughts.

1. TWD

Dear Stupid ADPi girl who insisted on texting to someone something that was SO important that it HAD to be sent while driving to school,

Thank YOU for driving at 5 miles per hour in front of me 1/4 of the way in the turn lane and 3/4 of the way in MY lane while glancing up infrequently at the ROAD that you were supposed to be driving on....paying more attention to not misspelling 'yeah! let's go downtown' than you were to the NOT CRASHING YOUR CAR OR MINE. Also, a big thanks for stopping at that GREEN LIGHT because we surely weren't running late behind you on that road. It was an excellent reflection on that sorority that you were proudly displaying on your back windshield who i'm reasonably sure has recently been in the paper for misconduct on the way to your formal last year.

You made my morning, sugar

2. You're so Fly

Dear guy outside of my FINA class this morning,

Thank you for answering your phone in class during your teacher's lecture. While wildly rude because your PhD'd professor probably had some valuable things to tell you [he WAS the Dean of Terry after all], you did provide me with an awkward giggle during the lecture that I chose to stay for. Why? Because i saw you look down halfway through your conversation and noice that your fly was open, turn red, face the wall, and zip yourself up.

You gave me reason to like my button-fly pants

3. TIMBERRRRR

Dear guy innocently walking up the hill to his class on North Campus

Thank you for walking underneath that mechanical arm that was momentarily raised by the car with a parking pass. Thank you for then being slightly squashed by that arm and trying to turn it into a kind-of squat that you tried to play off. Thank you to the girl that you were walking with for cracking up, because i think the two of us were the only people that saw it. My only regret is that you yourself did not crack up. Embarrassing moments are hilarious to all involved. You didnt know that???? You'll need to hang out with my friends more often.

That.was.hilarious.

4. gud nuwz

Dear my readers that dont exist yet,

This one isnt going to be as funny as the last ones, sorry. Anyways, I'm going to tell you a bit about myself. I'm Keri and I'm funny, and so are my friends. You should read their blogs too. Ashley and jolene and sean and kathryn are my friends who blog. I'll tell you a bit about them too, but they are the only people who are going to read my blog, so this is mostly for them.

Ashley: mouseinmyhouse.blogspot.com

Ashley was the one who got us all blogging [except jolene who accidentally started one] shes the walking wiki, and she just got accepted to this cool thing that i wont tell you about to protect her privacy or something. she makes her blog for class, so dont curse or be inappropriate.

Jolene: i dont know her address-you can find the link on ashe's blog

Jolene is my roommate and she has heelys and as stated before she had a blog before any of us by accident. and we have a child together. hes a tiger, and you can find him on ashley's blog too

Sean: something about hugz-there's a link on ashe's blog to this too

Sean is silly and he writes a lot about music and draws weird pictures. he also devotes etire blogs to how mean his 'friends' are. what kind of friend is he?

Kathryn: no clue

kathryn likes rocks.